Cult Life – Just another WordPress site

We’re more than just a bunch of stock photos of happy people.

Who We Are

A Better Cult

Joining a cult has carried a ton of baggage, traditionally. We’re planning to change that. No poisoning salad bars. No mass suicides. Fewer Rolls Royces. Better Shoes. Nicer robes.

We just want to live in a beautiful place with other people that we like, and we want to be really far away from all of the shitty people that live near us now.

Our Community

We’re inclusively exclusive, so we can be surrounded by people that we like.

Our Environment

We just want a chunk of land with acres between us and a bunch of jerks.

Our Fashion

We’re open to wearing robes, as long as they’re comfortable, and have pockets.

Our Goal

We want a big parcel of land – somewhere beautiful – paid for by someone else.

Ask us about starting a cult for fun and prophet

We’re not really interested in answering your questions. We’re more interested in taking your money. But feel free to write us about giving us money. We’ll respond to that.

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Our Core Beliefs

What we do

Bake Things

We’re trying to keep our costs down. So we’re just gonna bake bread. It’s mostly flour and water.

Ask for Stuff

We’d prefer to spend other peoples money. So we’re going to ask people to give us money instead.

Talk Shit

We’ve got our own issues, but we’re going to mask them behind saying mean things about other.

Have Fires

It’s going to get cold on the property. So we’re going set things on fire to warm ourselves up.

Shop Online

Just because we’re a cult doesn’t mean that we don’t need stuff like batteries and toilet paper.

Sleep Outside

We’re likely going to spend all of our money on land. So we’re probably going to sleep outside.

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In the Numbers

16 years of experience

Current Cultists

Acres Desired

Rejected Applicants

Chance of Success

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Latest Posts

Hello world!

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February 7, 2020

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Can your business become better with new technology?

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May 2, 2017

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How to Make a Decent Living as a Web Designer

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May 1, 2017

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